1) And in those days, the Salesforce Developer User Group Leaders, decreed that a Meetup should be had of the entire RTP Area. 2) (This was the Last meetup of 2014).

3) So all the Salesforce Developers and all the Salesforce Admins who knew they were developers even though HR hadn't gotten the memo got up and traveled from their places of work to the South Regional branch of the Durham Public Library. 4) They came with people who were pledged to work with them, who were all expecting amazing things.

5) While they were there, the time came for AMAZING THINGS, and AMAZING THINGS were had by all. 6) There was mutual code consultations, help with Testing and Bulkification, and one on one help with your hardest coding issues.

7) And it happened that .Net developers were working in offices nearby, keeping watch over their un-patched, vulnerable, sql-servers at night. 8) An angel of the 'hoff appeared to them, and they were terrified. 9) Because #cloud. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid, for I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the peoples" 10) Today, in the town built on Rock and Roll, Trailhead has been released; 11) it is your future career path! 12) This will be a sign unto you: there will be pizza at this foretold meetup.

13) Suddenly, a great company of Salesforce Developers in the RTP area reading this message appeared praising #Cloud and Singing:

14) "All we want for Christmas is for you to join us at the meetup on Dec 9th!"